Tour de France Update – Stage 9

18 Responses to “Tour de France Update – Stage 9”

  1. Jason says:

    Comedy gold! Just when I thought you couldn’t rule any more, you prove me wrong.

    “Hey Floyd, did what’s his name get at you last night?”
    “Who?”
    “DZ’s nuts!”
    “Aww, shut up honkey”

    Seen any good assless chaps out on the roads of France? They’re supposed to be at the pinnacle of assless chaps related fashion.

  2. sparky says:

    hey DZ…

    what do you call a morman gynecologist?

    a box elder

  3. RMac's Nuts says:

    Keep it coming DZ; Keep it coming; I’m one hotel away and stumbled on your site. The Aussies love you, mate!

    Oscar bit off my nuts today….

  4. C's Nutz says:

    Keep fightin’ the good fight. Every time I see a Chevy Astro with a “Powered by Deez Nutz” sticker on the back here in LA, I’ll do a Sammy Sosa up to the heavens for you. Tell Floyd he’s a homo.

    Later.

  5. Omar says:

    DZ,
    Hilarious on the gas there…
    So, you sure you were in a breakaway or did the peloton just kinda…you know….pull back from you a bit?

    Keep em coming. (Uh…the ‘casts, not the farts)

    yer fan,
    O

  6. Nancy Toby says:

    Dave,
    You’re cracking us up here! Keep them coming! And best wishes on the last time trial, give it hell!

  7. Chatrine says:

    Hilarious… you are a funny person I’ve seen you many times on the tv giving interviews to danish repoters wiht their stupid questions. And you are always some fun out of it and afterwards in the studio they are often adding: he is a weird guy.
    My best wishes for the Mountains. -remember help Carlos and team mates. :o )

  8. Kriseme says:

    Floyd hips dont lie :) I’d like to hear you sing this song!!! DZ, check out this site – http://shakira.com/yahoo/ :)

  9. Snoop says:

    Great Stuff!!!!

  10. Todd Courtnage says:

    Haha, I’ve been watching the Tour on TV recently, and came across your site. Very funny stuff, keep it up!

    Good luck, and kick some ass!

  11. Bjamin says:

    Ah, DZ, some funny shit!
    Hey, ride up to Levi, put up your dukes and ask “You from Butte?”

  12. Reno says:

    keep on keepin’ on my little cycling dude.

  13. john cunningham says:

    Thanks, I needed a good laugh. May I suggest for you DZ and anyone visiting to play the podcasts simultaneously. It actually still makes sense and the effect is pleasantly disorienting.
    On a more serious note, I am glad you stood up and admitted to your flatulence. For those afflicted with flatulence and the people who suffer from them its important to remember to” hate the gas, not the gasser”.
    Cheers, JJC

  14. Taylor Corelli says:

    Yo,
    Funnest thing i’ve ever read you should have a talk show where you interview other famous people on random thigns that Oprah or anyone would’nt ask! If you had a interview with Ellen Degeres that would be really really funny! Good luck on the last TT! and Good job on l’Alpe D’huez today!
    T.C

  15. It was me!! (or not?)

    Marry me DZ! :)

    Who the hell is Floyd Landis?

  16. Yes it was an asshole thing to do Dave!!

    :D

  17. John D Linford says:

    Cruisin’ up and down the pelo crackin’ jokes, what a hoot! Keep it real.

  18. Jon says:

    Did anyone at USPRO RR see those three kids wearing home made shirts that said, HAVE YOU SEEN DZ’S NUTS?

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